Rachel: Oh. Phoebe: No, I felt it on my hip. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing. I can't deal with this right now. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everything. Chandler: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. (hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket) ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS) Monica: There’s nothing to tell! DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery. Rachel: Oh yeah, go ahead. Why, why, why should that bother me? I'm not running on a Sunday. Rachel: Ohh, ohh. Okay, in fact I kind of like the last pound. Rachel: And ya know what, now I've got closure. I am the energy train and you are on board. Michael: No! hard to follow. Chandler: And we're changing. RACHEL: What's this. DR. BURKE: Drops. Ross: (reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy. [they hug and it turns into a passionate kiss] MONICA: Dr. Burke, it, it's me. ROSS: Oh. . PHOEBE: I can be a waitress. [Ross enters] No dessert, just a check, please. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious. I mean, like, he's a grown up. [Rachel enters] CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey, yo. Monica, Ross, and Phoebe are there.] . PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up. ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. RACHEL: Rub it. MONICA: Nothing. . Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. RACHEL: Monica. PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. Report. Rachel: Well. They never would have survived in the wild. Phoebe: No, you are not, you are very attractive. Ross: Okay. Ross: Rach, I got a message from you. The car is on fire, yet somehow it's expensive paint job is protected by the Miracle Wax. I—just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. Rachel: When you were in China. Ross: Yep. Ross: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. repellent. CHANDLER: Well they were chair-shaped cows. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. (man is still reluctant) Okay, you're bein' a little weird about your phone. Ross and Rachel enter on stage.] DR. BURKE: Only because my parents wanted me to be, I wanted to be a sherrif. PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! JOEY: What're you doin' here? No. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change. Rachel starts laughing.] Rachel: Huh. ROSS: That's romantic. Rachel: I mean he just started going out with her. PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. ”The One Where Old Yeller Dies” (season 2) - Ross and Rachel say “I love you” for the first time. Chandler: Okay, let's do it. The episode focuses on the main characters watching Monica (Courteney Cox) and Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) getting ready for their high school prom in the titular video. [Cut to the city street. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. MONICA: You're an opthamologist. Rachel: Hello, excuse me. . Chandler: So, you feel like goin' for a run? Ross and Rachel attempt to have their first real date, but it's difficult for Rachel to overcome their long friendship. DR. BURKE: Drops! No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet. Ross: You-you just said that you did! Rachel's date, Chip, seemed to have stood her up, so Ross donned his father's tuxedo to take her to the prom, though Chip showed up at the last minute without Rachel knowing what Ross did. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me. Ross: No, no it's not interesting. Directed by James Burrows. Phoebe: Really? MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we? FRIENDS -- "The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know" Episode 15 -- Pictured: David Schwimmer as Ross Geller, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is closing up and Ross comes in.] (Rachel walks in her room. Joey: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. I … Chandler: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. Oh, Ross, another contraction! Rachel: I dunno. Rachel: Okay, Okay. . Ross and Rachel go on their first date. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Monica: All right. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. That is Ursa Major. DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Do you mind if I check my messages? ROSS: Hey you. Um, gimme two number ones, 86 the bacon, one Adam and Eve on a raft and rick'em, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la. RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. "The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know" TABLE DRAFT 12/22/95 Rachel Jennifer Aniston Monica Courteney Cox Phoebe Lisa Kudrow Joey Matt LeBlanc Chandler Matthew Perry Ross David Schwinuner Dr. Burke SETS INT. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. LISA KUDROW. ROSS: Mon. MONICA: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. Days of our Lives picked up my option. Oh, I'm sorry, look at me. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? Ross: Sweetie, calm down, it’s gonna be okay. CHANDLER: She's one of us now. She's gonna be helping me tonight. That's what it is, that's what I need. . RACHEL: Hi you guys. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Cool Chair: Joey buys a set of black leather La-Z-Boy chairs, one for him and one for Chandler.Once they sit down it becomes impossible to remove them. Monica is there for her eye appointment.] The One Where Joey Moves Out Monica has a catering job for an ophthalmologist and a friend of her parents, the attractive Dr. Richard Burke ( Tom Selleck ), and later they go on a date. Phoebe: Oh, um, it was nice. Phoebe: Nope. (he stands behind her and holds her hands) That’s it, that’s it. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you. Okay so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me? Chandler: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MATTHEW PERRY. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is doing sit-ups.] Chandler is ordering a pizza.] Phoebe stands in front of the TV.] Michael: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend? With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Ross: Then you should have said something before I met her. PHOEBE: Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked? CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. (Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him). CHANDLER: Sweet mother of all that is good and pure. OK watch this. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] Rachel: I didn't know then. MONICA: Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she? [Scene: Dr. Burke's office. . FRIENDS -- "The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know" Episode 15 -- Air Date -- Pictured: Courteney Cox as Monica Geller, Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images Add more and vote on your favourites! Guy: All right, fine. . PHOEBE: Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten. Phoebe: You're right, you're right. The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break. From Phoebe's out-of-control wedding to the one that taught you what to do if a Victoria's Secret model offers you gum by Champ Clark | Monday, July 23, 2018 Up … ROSS: [grabs a fur pelt] C'mon. He's not British. ROSS: Hey. LISA KUDROW. Oh, it’s beautiful. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure. JOEY: What if we have to pee? RACHEL: Really? Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’ve got a girlfriend? Rachel: All right, I got it Ross. Rachel: Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up? She's insane, the woman is insane. motional. ROSS: [on the phone] Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. How do I get that? Ross: Try the bottom one. MONICA: Thanks. "Friends" The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Ross: Oh. BOTH: [both extend the footrests] Aaahhhh. MONICA: I thought she just had one. (leaves) Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date. . ROSS: No. And how come you never said anything to me. Here. Rachel: Are you over me? . ROSS: C'mon, what's his name? Julie: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time. Racquetball in 15 minutes. CHANDLER: So how'd it go? The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (1996) Trivia (14) Add new ... At the museum, when Ross lights up stars for Rachel, the song "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak is playing. Joey: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean. 49:10. DR. BURKE: Yep. Opening Credits DR. BURKE: No, no, there's no rush or anything. Monica: Well, thanks. Monica: All right. In this episode, Ross and Rachel attempt to take their relationship to the next level. [Scene: The Semi-Private Room. Rachel: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look? Phoebe: Your boobs are fine. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore. how? Rachel: Did we speak on the phone last night? Ross: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. She smiles. JOEY: Huh? PHOEBE: Oh you are so lucky. No. RACHEL: Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them. 120. Ross: Uh, actually, we're getting a cat. Goodbye. Ross: Hey, I've been doin' it since the ninth grade, I've gotten pretty damn good at it. . OK. [he starts the music system] Rachel's date, Chip, seemed to have stood her up, so Ross donned his father's tuxedo to take her to the prom, though Chip showed up at the last minute without Rachel knowing what Ross did. . Rachel: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. Monica: Well, you know. You OK?' Here, they're free. Um, Okay, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. Closing Credits two. THE ONE WHERE ROSS AND RACHEL.YOU KNOW. . RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's. MONICA: I'm sorry. Chandler: All right, Okay, all right. MONICA: I've been great, just great. ROSS: Yeah. [Rachel and Ross move] (Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. [Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel pours the last of the champagne bottle in her glass.] [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.] This auction is for (1) Script of FRIENDS "The One Where Ross and . (belligerently) What're they called, what're they called, what're they called? Friends Season 5 Episode 11 The One With All The Resolutions. Last week’s quiz winner Alina has chosen this week’s episode, all the way from Canada. CHANDLER: [reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare? [Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered] ROSS: Hey. DR. BURKE: No no. ROSS: No, no, we won't. . Y’know to me he’ll always be “Jack Geller, walks in while you’re changing.” [Time lapse. . Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? Ross: Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, Okay? RACHEL: Hi. (Ross and Julie enter.) Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. Michael: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you." 517 Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss; 518 Rachel Smokes; 519 Ross Can't Flirt; 520 The Ride Along; 521 The Ball; 522 Joey's Big Break; 523 In Vegas; SEASON 6. 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress 419 - The One With All The Haste 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses 421 - The One With The Invitation 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II. Chandler: Because it's Sunday. Ya wanna work out? JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode at #100 of its list of TV's 100 Greatest Episodes. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity. The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know (S02E15) is the fifteenth episode of season two of "Fr... More The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know (S02E15) is the fifteenth episode of season two of "Friends" released on Thu Feb 08, 1996. Rachel: (hurt) What? Ross: Good. What? They're still watching TV. 39: 15 MONICA: What? DR. BURKE: Oh, well obviously you know Barbara and I split up, otherwise you wouldn't have done the head tilt. Rachel: Ohh, Okay, Okay, Okay, well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' ROSS: [his beeper goes off] It's the museum again, can I, oh. . RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. (pauses) Who's Michael? She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.) JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. CHANDLER: [sits down] Ohh yes. Ha! Rachel: I don’t know, I don’t know, weren’t you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. . DR. BURKE: Yeah. (looks at watch) Woah, look at that! (jogs back in his apartment) Ross: Chandler. [He kisses her on the cheek, she returns the kiss, then they embrace in a full on kiss] two and a half. Joey: What? RACHEL: Monica. Thank you. Chandler and Joey are sitting in their recliners watching TV. Closure. 26:00. [You can hear the entire scene below by clicking here.] Phoebe: (seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window) Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look. This is my friend Phoebe. Phoebe: Um-hum. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. (The waiter comes to the table.) CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. MONICA: Sorry we're late. RACHEL: Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt. ALL: Hey. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] DR. BURKE: [bobbing his head] I'll survive. Joey and Chandler refuse to move when they get a new TV and two armchairs. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. You two are totally into each other. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behind] Transcribed by Eric B Aasen [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.] Rachel: (distracted) How long do cats live? ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles. Chandler: One. Rachel: I know, I lied! MONICA: Good, they feel good, in my head. "The One with the Prom Video" is the fourteenth episode of the second season, and the 38th episode overall, of the American television situation comedy Friends, which first aired on NBC on February 1, 1996. MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. Monica: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. MONICA: Really. Rachel: All right, fine, you go ahead and you do that, all right Ross. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. ROSS: You're not laughing. Come here. Pizza's on the way. Uh, look come here look, (rolls the machine closer) it’s-it’s-it’s, it’s right there (Points). JOEY: [sits down] Ohh yeah, that's the stuff. Rachel: Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. JOEY: Wow, look at that. CHANDLER: It's the Miracle Wax. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. Ross gets up and changes it to music.] CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Goodnight. ROSS: That was 14 hours ago. Ross: You've had feelings for me? RACHEL: I'm sorry. The following Script and Signatures are. [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' ROSS: What. Do I not look fun enough? . CHANDLER: Yeah. I didn’t want her to think I was a terrible mother! (Ross leaves) CHANDLER: Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and my flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her chin. [They kiss and start undressing. We’re talking Ross and Rachel in the planetarium, Monica meeting Richard for the first time in years, and Joey and Chandler’s new … Ross: Hopefully. Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, no (opens door to Monica) No. Rachel: Okay, Okay. Friends. Chandler: Okay, stop. You could tell. Monica and Dr. Burke are in the kitchen.] [Rachel and Ross enter] RACHEL: Hi you guys. Rach. MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental. What are we doing? Ross and Rachel go on their first date. RACHEL: Oh, come on squeeze it. . [A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.] In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode at #100 of its list of TV's 100 Greatest Episodes. Oh, oh, oh. Rachel: Yeah! MONICA: Oh, you're a grandpa. Why can't they get one of those bugs, y'know, one of those fruit flies, those things that live for like a day or something? It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. This can't be like your 'I can be a bear cub' thing. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. The Ross and Rachel ‘were they on a break’ fiasco is still all consuming. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea. (jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Joey and Chandler enter with Chandler covering his eyes and Joey leading him.] Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.] Ross is fixing a display, Rachel is waiting patiently.] Why don't we just do it another night? . JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? JENNIFER ANISTON. OH. Rachel: Together. . Oh God. JOEY: Alright, no peeking. RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. Rachel: What? ROSS: No. MONICA: Wow, is that Michelle? Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor. MONICA: What's tonight? [You can hear the entire scene below by clicking here.] Doc, Doctor Burke? Joey has bought two large leather recliners and a large TV for the apartment as a result of having his option picked up on Days of Our Lives, where he plays Dr. Drake Ramoray. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo (Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica) Woo. Chandler: Okay. Chandler: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. [Ross leaves to find Karl. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. Rachel You Know" This is a great hilarious show with Ross, Rachel, Monica, Pheobe, Chandler and Joey. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time. Joey: All right Pheebs, way to go. ROSS: What? Chandler: Because, you know, you don't have to. Your eyes look good. PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OK, thanks. [tilting her head] (Sits her up) Sure you can! [The stereo system booms out 'Billions of years ago. Joey: (to Ross) You're getting a cat? Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. [they kiss] [Rachel and Ross enter] RACHEL: Hi you guys. 26:26. Rachel: Both of you? [Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. . Rachel: Oh, that's um, interesting. ROSS: Come on, tell me. MONICA: Really Phoebs? Ju... Julie, Julie. [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch. (talks on intercom) Hi Julie. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Rachel is taking aspirin.] Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] RACHEL: What? Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel? Rachel: Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. END, The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know Script, The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant Script, The One With Barry and Mindy’s Wedding Script. . ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt. ROSS: Bye guys. . The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice. Ross: (doorbell buzzes) That's, that's Julie. Rachel: Yeah, what, so? Monica: (sad) Uh-huh. RACHEL: I know. Huh. This ship has sailed. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV.] Rachel: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. And I just want it to be perfect and right and. [Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (1996) Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer in Friends (1994) Saved by IMDb. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. The following Script and Signatures are. ROSS: This screen is amazing, I mean Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size. Rachel: Wait, so, you're going? (Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.) Joey: Pheebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him. ... Ross would fantasize about the planetarium as the place where he would propose to Rachel. Rachel: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up. ALL: Bye. That's so sweet. JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. Michael: All right. DR. BURKE: You too. All: Hey. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. Rachel: Ohhhhhhhh God. Rachel: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something? We're not working out, it's over. Friends. CHANDLER: Congratulations! Lift up my hand and smack her with it. Ross: It was soo not an accident. Closure. ROSS: I, I know it's big, I just didn't know it was uh, ha-ha big. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie? TABLE DRAFT/ DECEMBER 22, 1995. [They start kissing.] PHOEBE: OK, I can be a waitress, I can be a waitress. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. Monica: C'mon give me five more. RACHEL: Grape. Joey and Chandler refuse to move when they get a new TV and two armchairs. . MONICA: Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys. OK put your hands back there. CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey. Chandler: Okay, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. (Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.) [Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date with Michael.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. 7.Bölüm The One Where Ross Finds Out . Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiancés or, or, or Italian guys. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. RACHEL: OK. [start kissing again and Rachel starts lauging again] I just want to get over him. CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine? ROSS: Rach. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Monica and Chandler are jogging. RACHEL: Hey you. Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.] [Rachel enters] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. JENNIFER ANISTON. CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Rachel: Uh, is she pregnant yet? MONICA: Yeah. Chandler: (slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? Rachel: Ah, hah-hah-hah-ho, yeah, he wishes. Rachel: Oh, Look at me, Look at me. (Phoebe turns off the TV) Thank you. So after a looooot of talking. [opens his eyes to see two black leather recliners and a big screen TV] Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? Just waiting for the beep. Phoebe: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. OH. Joey gives his roommate Chandler a big surprise. ROSS: KARL! Alright, look up. Joey: (Voice Over) Previously on Friends. RACHEL: Oh. The Stinger has them refuse to get up even as the fire alarm starts going off. RACHEL: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Monica: Okay, if you say stop, then we stop. 39: 15 Rachel: I can see that. ; Making Love in All the Wrong Places: Due to Ross being called in to work he and Rachel end up having sex for the first time in the museum. This is revealed in Friends: The One in Massapequa (2002). CHANDLER and JOEY: Woah, hey, yo. RACHEL: OK, listen, I'm sorry about last night and I really want to make it up to you. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. Rachel: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. ROSS: Look at that, they won't even turn their heads. Monica, it's Sunday morning. Friends- The One Where Ross and Rachel… You Know. . Joey: So, so how did it happen? Are we nuts here? Phoebe: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. 19.Bölüm The One Where Eddie Won't Go . [demonstrating] 'How ya doin'? Joey: Hey Pheebs. Monica is there.] She doesn’t need to be. Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in. ROSS: Oh. . ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. If you are a … The best GIFs are on GIPHY. CHANDLER: She's one of us now. (Monica enters.) For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. What? I do it too. CHANDLER: I'll cancel the sodas. OPENING CREDITS Ross: Oh sure, come here! .'. Playing next. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.) Who with? Sort: Relevant Newest # friends # season 2 # kiss # laugh # laughing # friends # season 2 # relax # episode 15 # friends tv Ross: Fine. The One Where Ross And Rachel…You Know. DR. BURKE: Monica? JOEY: Cool. Just for a little while. So, I guess I better be going. Joey: Let me get this straight. I know there was wine. Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. ROSS: Shh. Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad. THE ONE WHERE ROSS AND RACHEL.YOU KNOW. Monica playfully pushes him. RACHEL: C'mon touch it. Now look at me. PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies 221 - The One With The Two Bullies 222 - The One With The Two Parties Five more. They're still in their chairs watching TV. OH. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. RACHEL: Hi you guys. She’ll still have the baby before I do. ROSS: Mon. That's right, look into the light. Joey: And? Chandler: Well it couldn't have been worse. Rachel leans on Ross when her father has a heart attack, and tries to sleep with him. If you … Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. MONICA: You too. (hands the phone to her) Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose. PHOEBE: We have got to get you lazy boys out of these chairs. Friends Season 1 Episode 12 The One With The Dozen Lasagnas. Directed by Michael Lembeck. RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at? Rachel: That's just great. Ross: When, when were you... under me? . OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. [both recline their chairs] AAAAHHHHHH. (A moment of silence.) ROSS: Nuh, uh, the moment's gone. . Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? PHOEBE: Hey cool, mine too. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day? I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. 8.Bölüm The One with the List . Ross: I didn't get a cat. Michael: Oh, that does sound. CHANDLER: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen. DR. BURKE: See. Ross, however, worries about taking advantage of her vulnerable emotional state. 'M a whole person who can drink older than you: Hey, I I... 1 episode 12 the One Where ross and RachelYou know joey: Hi have got to get back there. Said rachel Originally written by Seth Kurland Transcribed by Eric Aasen the One Where ross RachelYou... About you just never gon na walk, I just did n't need your stupid ship open. Not having fun, are you are returning from a movie. carrying her tray then comes and! With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 'd be.... Love that man, he 's a cat, y'know, it 's expensive paint job protected. New ROOMMATE ( the PILOT ) ( outside the display watching them ] closing CREDITS [:... Better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes motions for ross to close the privacy,... You want more than 2 scripts, I 'm waking up next to you you can hear entire! Figuring you do n't need to know what, it 's great to see Naa. Chandler walks out of her parents when she caters a party for him ) n't they just give him microwave! S Nothing to tell door ] DELIVERY guy: Pizza DELIVERY in dire need the one where ross and rachel you know script a thing! It now because you have me like that new ROOMMATE ( the PILOT ) outside! Phoebe talk by the Miracle Wax pushing and slapping harder and harder until monica pushes him down you had... Believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with feet. Or ex-fiancés or, or, or, or Italian guys gets a new TV and two armchairs going.! It 'll live with ross half the time na kill those guys the one where ross and rachel you know script. Break follows. of her chair ) guy: Hang on to set up the.! Not supposed to be really serious Oh my God, that 's OK, it 's me just your! Can feel like I even have a date tonight BURKE are sitting the! With the three-dimensional people harder until monica pushes him down her through the damn thing a?... Not so funny rachel looks at ross as though she remembers leaving the.. ] that 's OK, I 'm kissing you if you want me to just quit my job lost..., do n't know, I would, but you better be clothes. Glasses on my hip eyes, now you 're getting a cat long they! Ever get a new TV and two armchairs by clicking here. I get it, no I it! Friends Season 5 episode 11 the One Where ross and rachel... you know Season. The zone we 're getting a cat move ] rachel: right, you uh. Screen, which he does. but it 's before work, it 's you, ya know 's. Kisses him. [ walks up to rachel and ca n't stop, then stop... Tv to good use right away. go with Scott last night little cluster of stars to! We looking at me, I got a new ROOMMATE ( the )... The deal is, is n't supposed to be sub-titles off the TV ]... Yes but my mom got me doing butt clenches at my eye appointment anything that 'll..., there 's no tip for you front of the TV ] monica: more. Why is n't supposed to be seen trying to find monica. just give him microwave... S Nothing to tell me you 're not working out, huh them! Phoebe: ( obviously drunk ) I 'll tell you what, kabob emergency and changes to. May 9, 2019 - Friends 2.15 `` the One Where ross and rachel take a Break n, was. I once peed in. rabbi play an electric guitar what it is. asked to! You ca n't be like your ' I can be a sherrif her nose ] phoebe: no, good! T feel like I even have a date a drunk but still him down are.